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Spam poetry

It’s crude, but I thought this subject line in a spam message I received was worthy of mention:

Your penis will so big and shiny she will take it for the rainbow.

Whoever wrote that should be first in line as a scab for the writer’s strike.

Categories: Silliness
  1. November 7, 2007 at 11:27 pm

    Oooh shiny rainbow penis, pretty.

  2. November 8, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    It’s not working for me. Is it shiny, like an oil slick?

  3. November 9, 2007 at 10:58 am

    Shiny rainbow penis? Come on, I didn’t fall off the turnip truck yesterday. Everyone knows the penis changes to its pristine white winter plumage this time of year.

  4. November 9, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    Perhaps it was bathing in the morning dew, and the glean from said plumage gave the prismatic effect.

  5. November 9, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    I think Manfred Mann’s Earth Band said it best:

    Blinded by the sight,
    revved up rainbow penis
    in the early morning light.

  6. November 13, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    Do you realize that it works, unmodified, as a haiku?

    Your penis will so
    big and shiny she will take
    it for the rainbow.

  7. November 13, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    Nice.

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