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Banned Christmas carols

November 28, 2006 Leave a comment Go to comments

In light of recent events, I’ve compiled a list of Christmas carols to avoid in that neighborhood:

Do You Hear What I Hear
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day
O Holy Night
O Little Town of Bethlehem
While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks

One would be advised to avoid Silent Night as well, seeing as it talks about sleeping peacefully, which seems to be code for sleeping in a manner that opposes the war in Iraq. And dear God, avoid “Far, Far Away on Judea’s Plains” at all costs. You’re likely to incite a riot with that one.

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