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Amazing prophecies just a few miles away

September 12, 2006 Leave a comment Go to comments

I seem to be getting a lot of church ads in the mail lately. The latest is for some guy (Doug Batchelor) giving a series of talks about Biblical prophecies that will be shown in Belgrade. It’s apparently “life-changing.” There’s a website for it, too.

Personally, I like one of the testimonials on the back of the ad:

I now have an inner peace that scary news headlines can’t shake

Only Christians can claim inner peace from the idea that there will soon be a great war and the world will come to end, along with the lives of all the sinners (or do they just get left behind, or whatever?). Seems like you’d at least be a little worried about your chances. But hey, inner peace is much better than cheering.

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  1. September 13, 2006 at 1:39 pm

    WARNING:
    In case of rapture, I will be driving your SUV.

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