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You're not crazy enough!

That’s the message I get from this move by the Constitution Party. Such a lovely bunch of folks they are. Just take a look at their Montana organization’s platform:

The U.S. Constitution established a Republic under God, rather than a democracy.

A nice theocratic tinge there.

Our Republic is a nation governed by a Constitution that is rooted in Biblical law, administered by representatives who are Constitutionally elected by the citizens.

It does make sense. We have three branches of government, all working together as one. It’s just like the trinity!

The Constitution Party of Montana calls on all who love Liberty and value their inherent rights to join with us in the pursuit of these goals and in the restoration of these founding principles. We speak for Americans: hardworking, productive, taxpaying men and women who constitute the backbone and the heart of the American Republic and its economy.

These are the producers; these are the ones who should be “first considered and always remembered.” It is on their backs that government is carried, and it is out of their pockets that government is financed. Without them and without the product of their skills and their labors, there would be no source to fund the legitimate functions of government nor would there be charity to support the private institutions helping those in need.

This is a nice passage. The people who support the Constitution party are the real Americans, the more important Americans.

We call for the deployment of a fully operational, space-based defense system as soon as possible.

Good luck with that.

Under no circumstances would we commit U.S. forces to serve under any foreign flag or command. We are opposed to any New World Order, and we flatly reject U.S. participation in any New World Army.

Next up, ridding our government of the Illuminati and Freemasons.

The law of our Creator defines marriage as the union between one man and one woman. The marriage covenant is the foundation of the family. We affirm, therefore, that no government may authorize or define marriage or family relations contrary to what God has instituted.

We’ll have none of that separation of church and state crap around here!

We say “No!” to any so-called New World Order or to any one-world government.

I know that’s my main concern when evaluating political parties.

The Constitution Party calls on the United States to withdraw from the United Nations and to require the U.N. to move out of the United States.

The United States must withdraw from all international monetary and financial institutions and agencies, e.g., the International Monetary Fund (IMF), World Bank, WTO, NAFTA, GATT, etc.

If you need us, we’ll be hiding in our basements awaiting the return of Jesus.

Gambling promotes an increase in crime, destruction of family values, and a decline in the moral fiber of our country.

Suddenly, that March Madness office pool doesn’t seem quite so innocent, does it?

The right to keep and bear arms is clearly spelled out in Second Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America.

If the Second Amendment is anything, it’s unclear. What the hell kind of sentence is “[a] well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed?”

I like how this section has a lot of red lettering. I guess that means it’s important, just like how Jesus’ words are in red in the Bible.

Each year some 972,000 legal immigrants and hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens enter the United States. These immigrants, including illegal aliens, have been made eligible for various kinds of public assistance including housing, education, Social Security, and legal services.
This unconstitutional drain on the federal Treasury is having a severe and adverse impact on our economy, increasing the cost of government at federal, state, and local levels, adding to the tax burden, and stressing the fabric of society. The mass importation of people with low standards of living threatens the wage structure of the American worker and the labor balance in our country.

The dirty Mexicans are stealing our jobs!

New World Order

I assume there’s supposed to be something under this section, but no dice. Maybe they figured they already covered it.

That’s their platform. I can’t help but mention a couple more things:


James Madison said: “We have staked the whole future of American Civilization not upon the power of government, far from it! We have staked the whole future of American Civilization as well as the future of ALL civilization, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, according to the Ten Commandments of God our Father.”

Thus, true liberty comes from God and real freedom is born from self-government of a people who honor and obey the Commandments of the Living God.

*Bzzt* Sorry, fake quotes are not allowed. Please try again.

We are diametrically opposed to the forced transfer of one’s wealth to others by the state.

Not just opposed, but diametrically opposed.

I’m so glad these people have no power.

Categories: Montana, The Right
  1. March 24, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    You’re a funny guy Jeff. After the revolution we’ll kill you and David Crisp last (I promised him that earlier.)

    But these guys need to study a bit of history as a number of the founders based much of what they thought on the (not particularly Christian) theism of the Enlightenment.

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