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Bringing the crazy

November 25, 2008 2 comments

Here’s James Dobson responding to the Kathleen Parker column I mentioned the other day:

Whatever she once was, Ms. Parker is certainly not a conservative anymore, having apparently realized it’s a lot easier to be popular among your journalistic peers when your keyboard tilts to the left. She writes that “armband religion” — those of us who “wear our faith on our sleeve,” I suppose, or is it meant to compare socially conservative Christians to Nazis? — is “killing the Republican Party.” Lest readers miss the point, she literally spells it out. The GOP’s big problem? G-O-D.

That’s right, Dobson is seriously entertaining the idea that Parker was calling Christians Nazis by using the expression of wearing something on their sleeves.

Quite the intellectual giant Dobson is.

Categories: 2008 elections, Religion

What ails the GOP

November 19, 2008 Leave a comment

I don’t really have much interest in figuring out why the Republican Party seems to have gone to hell, but the debates are kind of interesting. Especially the one about religious conservatives. Spurred by a Kathleen Parker column, here’s Daniel Larison saying the religious right isn’t the problem and here’s Kevin Drum making a case that it’s at least a significant factor.

For my part, both seem right. Speaking for myself, one of those young people who came of political age during the Bush administration, the fact that Bush’s presidency has been such a disaster really does seem like the catalyst for my views. My parents are conservative, it’s hard to claim I was indoctrinated in college given that I was a CS major and took almost no relevant humanities classes, and I had no particularly political friends. If 9/11 and the Iraq war hadn’t occurred, it’s not a stretch to say I’d be pretty apolitical.

On the other hand, I’m not religious. To the extent that I thought about it, I’ve always held liberal-ish social views. So even were I inclined to GOP positions on the economy and foreign policy, the GOP still looks to me like the party of conservative Christians who really don’t like, well, people like me.

So I think Republicans are getting hit from two sides. Their recent performance is disastrous and just for good measure they’ve alienated a lot of young people to whom they could appeal for another chance. The former they can fix by finding candidates to competently advance their basic agenda (a hawkish foreign policy and a smaller government, business-focused domestic policy are always going to be capable of winning elections). Easier said than done. The latter they can fix by dumping the crazy people. But dumping those people will alienate the religious right and if they haven’t restored their brand otherwise (and maybe even if they have), the cure will be worse than the disease.

So it looks to me like they have to solve the first problem and improve their standing a bit regarding the second. Moderate enough on social issues to make people like me less hostile (obviously I’m probably too far gone for them to placate me completely and not entirely lose the religious right) and people in charge who aren’t corrupt fuck-ups. It’s not really an existential problem, but it’s still a difficult path to walk without screwing it all up.

Categories: 2008 elections, The Right

Business opportunities

November 10, 2008 1 comment

I wonder, if I could patent posts of the form “Barack Obama is doing X, that’s not Y,” where X is a policy or action by Obama that conservatives dislike/misinterpret and Y is some variant of a Barack Obama campaign slogan involving change or hope, and charge royalties, how much money would I make in the next four years? I think I’d own the planet. It’d at least be enough to hire Michael Goldfarb to rant about how everyone who doesn’t like me is stupid and plays D&D.

Another idea: a subscription-based web service that conservatives can send a given policy or action and get a post with a snide remark about it not being change back. I’d free up a lot of conservative energy with that. They’d have even more time to devote themselves to figuring out who in the Republican Party doesn’t like Sarah Palin and complaining about them. That’s a goal we can all support.

Categories: 2008 elections, The Right

Postmortem

November 5, 2008 Leave a comment

I don’t have much to add to the arguments about what this election means. I’m not quite sure what it means. Yes, voters rejected the character smears. That’s a plus. Did they endorse a progressive policy vision? Obama didn’t campaign as a unabashed liberal, but he didn’t shy away from the content of his policy proposals, which are fairly liberal. On the other hand, he definitely did tack right on a few issues. I don’t want to indulge on the sort of “every election result proves America is a center-right nation” media narrative, but it’s not clear to me how far Democrats can go before people think they’ve overreached.

That said, bring on the overreach. For fuck’s sake, I’m tired of criticizing right-wing crap. I want us to err on the other side of things for a change. I want to be having a debate about whether Pelosi’s plan to legalize drugs and give everyone a monthly cocaine stipend is a good idea. It won’t happen, but I can dream, right?

On the navel-gazing side of things, blogging’s going to be a bit different isn’t it? Lefty blogs will flip to a defensive position and conservatives will no longer be tethered to the assclown who’s been running things for the last eight years. I won’t say liberal bloggers will go as loopy as the conservative blogosphere, but it’s going to be different.

Moving to even more self-centered navel-gazing, I started paying attention to politics while Bush was in office and haven’t been anything other than opposed to the leadership of the country for the past eight years (the last two are a bit more complicated, but you get the point). I’m better at deconstructing arguments than making a positive case for something. Again, it’ll be interesting.

I’m still just happy we elected someone who isn’t an idiot. Whatever else Obama does, he’ll at least be minimally competent, regardless of whether he’s right or not. It’s “I disagree with that” vs. “Oh Jesus he’s killed 200,000 people for no apparent reason.” Not even rumors about RFK, Jr. being head of the EPA have brought down my happiness.

(Seriously though, no. Letting an anti-vaccination guy in charge of an agency that deals with scientific research is like putting Pat Robertson in charge of the NAS. He’s just going to hurt someone.)

Still, it’s not a moment I’m going to forget. It didn’t even seem real when they called it last night. How NBC called it didn’t help; the come back from commercial and there’s a graphic on the screen declaring Obama to be president-elect. No voice over, nothing. Everyone else in the room thought it was some kind of glitch, until they went back to their coverage and we realized the polls on the west coast just closed.

The adults are back in charge. Finally.

Categories: 2008 elections

We won

November 5, 2008 Leave a comment

After eight years, finally a President who’ll put us on the right track.

It’s a good night.

Categories: 2008 elections

Yay, it's almost over

November 3, 2008 Leave a comment

I can only take so much more of this. I’m ready for the radical socialist utopia Obama will bring us.

I’m going with 338 to 200, Obama (obviously). 378 would be a perfect night. Democrats get 58 seats in the Senate.

This is definitely going to be a year where it’s more interesting to watch what states go where. Last time around it seemed pretty boring. Kerry needed Florida or Ohio and wasn’t much of a threat to grab any other interesting states. This year, Obama has all sorts of states he has a shot in that Kerry didn’t and has a few paths to victory. So maybe it’s just more fun if you’re an Obama supporter.

Categories: 2008 elections

A confession

October 29, 2008 5 comments

You may have heard the news that Kay Hagan has been accused of accepting godless money.

Everyone is truly shocked, but I find myself having to make a confession. I have, on numerous occasions, given entities godless money without informing them that it was anything other than good Christian money.

I’ll wait for the shock to wear off before continuing.

Since this is an important issue to all Americans, I thought I would help you out. Here’s a list of those entities to which I have funneled godless cash:

Albertson’s
Rosauers
Hastings
Barnes and Noble
Gamestop
Barack Obama & Joe Biden
Jon Tester
Apple
Amazon
Allstate
Valve
Netflix
Domino’s
Bresnan
Red Cross
Target
Borders
Subway
Northwest Energy
Verizon

That’s not a complete list. I’ll try to get it up to date and accurate. Also, Zoot Enterprises and Montana State University have been implicated in a scheme to launder money through me over the past several years, taking good American money and turning it into godless money. No doubt investigations will follow this bombshell.

Categories: 2008 elections, Religion

I think they're on to something

October 29, 2008 1 comment

I vote that the GOP use this strategy from now on. Stop campaigning and just think happy thoughts.

Incidentally, this would be a novel interpretation of election fraud. Oh my, that touchscreen voting machine just switched my vote from Obama to McCain! It’s a miracle! God has revealed his choice.

Damn

October 27, 2008 Leave a comment

Biden says Obama isn’t going to turn the U.S. into Sweden.

Everyone put away your lederhosen, we’ll have to wait for the next election.

Categories: 2008 elections, Silliness

Fraud!

October 23, 2008 Leave a comment

Over at The Corner:

Number of posts regarding the lack of security on Obama’s online donation page today: 10.
Number of Corner readers who made fraudulent donations to Obama: 5+.
The fact that it took 9 posts on the subject before Cornerites realized they were encouraging illegal activity: priceless.

So today’s major accomplishments were that they donated an unspecified amount of money to a Democrat’s campaign and successfully violated federal election laws. Gee, I wonder why their side isn’t winning?

Categories: 2008 elections
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