Video games are so gay
Gay & Lesbian: Homosexual Themes: Although never spoken of, undertones of homosexuality are present. Weaponry in the game can be decorated to be anything from diamond encrusted to gold plated. You share a parachute, and the riot shield system allows one player to use a shield or car door as portable cover while the other cuddles up close behind and dispenses “lead” from his “iron”
Sounds like an open and shut case to me. As we all know, heterosexual males are required to stand 3 feet away from each other at all times. Those who violate this rule have their membership card revoked and become vulnerable to catching the gay.
This is what happens when you lock fundamentalists in a room with a bunch of video games and tell them to find the gay ones. It just doesn’t end well.