You will be assimilated
So I’m in Jackson, WY this weekend visiting my parents. It’s a strange town. Very much set up for tourists and rich people.
The weirdest thing is nearly all the stores look the same; they all have this damn wood paneling. It’s very strange to see a Staples and a tire shop in a wood paneled strip mall. It’s honestly quite frightening.
On the other hand, there’s a Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum thing and I want to go see some two headed kids in jars.
UPDATE: My mom requested that I point out that my parents are neither rich nor tourists.