Speedkill

Chuck Norris doesn’t get Chuck Norris Facts.

I remember in 2nd grade being told that human beings are animals. It seemed like a very radical idea. Most kids said they didn’t we were animals (I agreed) during the recess after that revelation. I believe some older kids stole our basketball after we finished airing our beliefs. Bastards. I don’t know why that popped into my head today.

If I don’t post in the next week or so, it’s because I’ll be spending 12 hours a day at work. Just so you know.

‘kin left-wingers. Go make another album and stop worrying about global warming already.