The news is funny
North Korea launches brutal assault on the Sea of Japan. Hundreds of fish killed. North Korea claims fish were hindering autonomy. (via Rebels Are We!)
Cindy Sheehan goes on a hunger strike with a few thousand of her friends. 2,700 people all on a hunger strike at the same time? What a statement! What’s that? They’re trading off day by day, with only one person striking at a time? What the hell kind of hunger strike is this? No one cares about hunger strikes until someone looks like those Ethiopian kids in National Geographic. When actors are sacrificing for movie roles more than you are for a political cause, it’s time to rethink your priorities. (via Dave Budge)
Did you know there’s a Christian fiction award called the Christy? No, it’s not Christ-y, but I still find it highly amusing.
Maybe Cindy Sheehan should just stop talking already. Having a son die in Iraq doesn’t make her smarter or a better icon for weeping mothers everywhere. Actually, I just find her rather annoying. Then again, the poor lady, what the hell has she got left?