This is also funny
This article about Pensacola Christian College is disturbing. It’s like
Liberty Bob Jones, but worse. I find this rule particularly silly:
Even couples who are not talking or touching can be reprimanded. Sabrina Poirier, a student at Pensacola who withdrew in 1997, was disciplined for what is known on the campus as “optical intercourse” — staring too intently into the eyes of a member of the opposite sex. This is also referred to as “making eye babies.” While the rule does not appear in written form, most students interviewed for this article were familiar with the concept.
There’s really no way to make fun of the idea of “making eye babies.” It’s just too absurd.