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Bible Proofreaders Sweat the Small Stuff

PEACHTREE CITY, Ga. – Thank the Lord � and the proofreaders at Peachtree Editorial and Proofreading � that the Bible refers to “our ancestors” instead of “sour ancestors,” and calls for an end to “factions” � not “fractions.” The proofreading service caught those typos and others before the latest edition of the Holy Book went to press.

With an ordinary book, “you can put up with more because it’s not something you’re basing your whole life on,” June Gunden said. “It’s information, but it’s not really life-changing information. It’s not something you believe to be infallible.”

Damn those fraction! It’s black and white, 3 or 4, 1 or 0 for crying out loud! None of this pussy 1 and a half shit!

If I had a sense of humor, I could make a better joke.

Categories: Religion
  1. May 20, 2004 at 8:49 am

    “Did you know on page 1024 it says ‘Jebus’?”

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