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Hooray for Duke!

Duke University Cuts 8 A.m. Classes

DURHAM, N.C. – Duke University is eliminating 8 a.m. classes and trying to come up with other ways help its sleep-deprived students, who too often are struggling to survive on a mix of caffeine, adrenaline and ambition.

Unless there is some actual reason to get up (i.e. test or homework due) then there’s a nice sharp drop after the first couple days of class in attendance. Lewis Black says it best:

Why are you teaching this at such an ungodly hour!? Are you trying to keep this stuff a secret!?!?!

Bah, comes off better on DVD.

Categories: Silliness
  1. Fate
    April 19, 2004 at 12:43 am | #1

    This is why I think that there is a conspiracy in the CS department to always put the hard classes like 324 and 350 first thing in the morning. I haven’t yet passed an 8 or 9AM class other than Music Appreciation which was easy enough to skip and study out of class. Of course the poor choice of text books makes those classes a bitch too.. minimum spanning trees and shortest path algorithms really aren’t that difficult to grasp if the book isn’t written at a graduate/doctorate level with 40% Greek but the professor wanted a copy for himself for free or one of his buddies at another university wrote the book. Bastards…

  2. Steve
    April 19, 2004 at 2:52 am | #2

    Fuckin’ wooses, university is meant to groom you for what it’s like in the real world.

    When I did engineering, my first class was at 8:00AM Monday morning, and my last finished at 10:00 P.M. Friday night. There were 35 hours of class contact time, and about 25 to 30 hours of assignments (12 subjects per semester, with 12 3 hour exams in a two week exam period).

    Add a couple of trips home per semester (driving past midnight is crap).

    All of this because the stupid Government refused to let them extend engineering to 5 years, insisting that it was always a 4 year course, and will remain as such….given that the foundations remain constant, and new technology only ever increases what you need to know.

  3. Fate
    April 19, 2004 at 11:48 pm | #3

    Please give me your address.. the SKS in my trunk would like to meet you.

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