Yay, a survey!
From Pharyngula (not originally, too lazy to get the original source)
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
It’s a blank page.
Ghost Wars by Steve Coll
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My TV
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The O’Reilly Factor, right now.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
9:23
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
9:22
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Commercials, currently Jamie Fox for Big Brothers, Big Sisters.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 5pm, got a haircut and ate dinner.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Fuck if I remember.
9: What are you wearing?
Plain green t-shirt, Khaki cargo pants. With a stain on them, damn it.
10: Did you dream last night?
No, but I had a dream that I was in outer space with a baseball bat and baseball the other day.
11: When did you last laugh?
I dunno.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Shelves, a poster of the band Opeth, a painting of a dragon.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Nope.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
I’m bored, it’s something to do, so it’s good.
15: What is the last film you saw?
Kill Bill vol. 1. No questions about how I have that.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
New pants, save for the last two years of college…..sorry, I’m not creative.
17: Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
My pants have a hole in them.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Remove religion.
19: Do you like to dance?
No.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
The face of a power-crazy nutcase administration.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rachel.
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Derek.
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe.
1. With a a rowley, powley, gammon, and spinach,
2. which direction? as far as I can in the direction I can furthest reach before hitting something? I hit the monitor
3. PBS interviewing some author that has a best selling book out right now talking about Iraq and the wage gap, and how the US is totally f-ed because corporations and the rich run the country.. I didn’t catch his name or the name of the book because I was playing Scrabble
4. 10:25
5. 10:52
6. the computer, everyone is asleep in this house and we only have basic cable, so no TV here
7. not sure what time it was, 7 or so maybe.. was tilling the old garden so we can plant a new one and my brother is a bum and did a half ass job of a single row and so I have to do the whole thing
8. my own blog, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jeff swear even though I’m sure he gets damn fucking pissed because he also “hates those fucking rightwing motherfuckers”
9. khaki brownish columbia snowboard pants, blue d23 snowboard boots, extra strength DJ company shirt, blue tribal .RPM hat, some socks from target, and unmentionables
10. yes
11. a few hours ago when my brother showed me an article about a guy (Tom Bihn?) selling backpacks and messenger bags and his labels say “wash in warm water” or something in english, and then in french (translated) says “we are sorry our president is an idiot we didn’t vote for him”
12. a painting of Fort Union near Williston, ND where I used to live.. thats it
13. we live next to the mormon temple, does that count? I’ve decided it shall now be refered to only crypticly as “The Big White Stupid”
14.its okay and I’m more bored than Jeff, I hope Jeff isn’t pissed about the long ass reply
15. Macross Plus
16. since I can’t really “buy” my college loans and such, and investing isn’t buying anything either.. probably a 3.2L Audi TT (it gets pretty good gas mileage.. if they made a hybrid Audi TT I’d buy it even if it didn’t have any balls)
17. who are “you” exactly? most people don’t know or believe that I was a Boy Scout
18. I don’t know if I’d remove religion, I’d have everyone not be so damn stupid and See how stupid their religions were and then they’d adopt their own personal religion instead of organized religion and it would be something like Aldous Huxley’s Island
19. yes, at raves.. when its dark, there is good music and noone cares that I dance like a shmuck
20. I’m with jeff on this one
21. I really don’t know.. Dharma maybe.. but I REALLY doubt it
22. Bodhi, but its way to hippie to name your kids Dharma and Bodhi
23. Yes
okay, I’m done.. that was a good waste of 20 minutes or so
I’ve had longer comments. Seen that Analog_Kid guy around here before? We’ve had some lengthy debates.
Do I not swear on here? I never really notice. I don’t really swear in normal conversation either, mostly when I’m by myself, for some reason.
Yes, Jeff – HaloScan added trackbacks a couple of months ago. Cool, huh?
Yeah, I didn’t realize they included a way to ping MT blogs. Pretty nifty.