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I had to post this

From a nutcase fundamentalist in David Neiwert’s In God’s Country, claiming a court used improper dating methods:

Whereas, returned papers contain the extraneous dates, October 25, 1995, 12/13/95, etc. etc., which terminology to Me, is confusing; for the reason, I reckon time in years of Our Lord Jesus, The Christ; and

Whereas, conflicting provisions of the peoples moral law forbids Me use of said foreign way of reckoning time; and

Therefore, returned papers contain scandalous matter all to My harm.

Now, therefore:

I am returning all of your papers, and shall, henceforth, exercise My Right of Avoidance; for the reason; they are irregular, unauthorized, misnomered, defective upon their face and utterly void, and are, herewith, abated as a public nuisance.

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  1. March 20, 2004 at 4:21 pm | #1

    Huh. So is it the Gregorian Calendar he’s objecting to or is it that Jesus preferred the Hebrew Calendar? Or is it the missing Anno Domini that’s got his panties in a bunch? And why does he refer to Himself in capitals?

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