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Oh god, we're doomed

You’ve probably seen this already, but it’s just insane.

- “Liberals can’t just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.”

- “At least when right-wingers rant, there’s a point.”

- “Swing voters are more appropriately known as the ‘idiot voters’ because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you’re either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.”

- “Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?”

I’ll admit, the swing voters one is funny. But this is just crazy. Who buys this shit? Do parents give their kids this like it’s a fucking Barbie? Here ya go, learn to hate liberals like a good little 3 year old. Do people collect these and put them up on the mantle? Hey what’s that Barbie on the mantle? Oh, it’s Ann Coulter, insane conservative bimbo pundit, whose hate speech is unmatched in political discourse today. She’s my idol. Fucking hell.

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