A trip through the Guardian
US children fatter but less violent:
American children are fatter than ever before, but they are far less violent and far less likely to get pregnant than most people think, according to a government report.
Large, docile, and un-impregnated. Harmless I tell you, harmless. These kids could never grow up to be the champions of imperialism the world fears could they? Well, like Mallard Fillmore said yesterday, they ARE more pro-life and patriotic.
Secret nuclear plant detected in North Korea:
No, they still aren’t as dangerous as Saddam. Cause he had…………a centrifuge. Yeah.
Blair accepts military trial for Britons:
Tony Blair indicated yesterday that two of the British men being detained at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba will still stand trial before a US military court because national security would be at risk if they were returned to Britain.
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His remarks show he has been persuaded by US concern that Mr Begg and Mr Abbasi would be free to return to Pakistan if they were repatriated because legal experts do not believe they could be charged with any offence in Britain.
See, there in Britain you can’t make up laws to make sure you jail scapegoats for 9/11, even if maybe they don’t have evidence of their connections. Well, maybe I’m being unfair there. Anyway, if anyone can find the charges against these two, I’d be interested, just to see what exactly they don’t have a law against in Britain that would be a risk to national security if a perpetrator of the crime was not punished.
